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by Alan Mclennan
October 22, 2019, 10:51 pm
Forum: Jokes & Funnies
Topic: Paddy & Mick
Replies: 2
Views: 5315
Australia

Re: Paddy & Mick

slick4x4 wrote:Mick isn't the sharpest crayon in the box :P
Ah yes, ya man Mick... is 2 petals short of a Sham Rock sure an begorrah !
by Alan Mclennan
October 22, 2019, 10:46 pm
Forum: Jokes & Funnies
Topic: Colin knows everyone....
Replies: 3
Views: 5408
Australia

Colin knows everyone....

Colin was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them"... Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Colin how about Tom Cruise"...? "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove i...
by Alan Mclennan
October 17, 2019, 8:22 pm
Forum: Jokes & Funnies
Topic: Paddy & Mick
Replies: 2
Views: 5315
Australia

Paddy & Mick

Paddy says to Mick,
Have you heard the news?..."3 Cliff Walkers have fallen to their deaths !"
"Unbelievable says Mick, I can't believe they all had the same name ! "
by Alan Mclennan
October 17, 2019, 8:16 pm
Forum: Jokes & Funnies
Topic: Ole & Lena
Replies: 2
Views: 5032
Australia

Re: Ole & Lena

grump wrote:The man has a point. :roll:
What Grump said ! :iagree:
by Alan Mclennan
September 23, 2019, 4:17 am
Forum: SlickStock 2020 POSTPONED
Topic: Less than a Year away
Replies: 8
Views: 5801
Australia

Re: Less than a Year away

Yeah I can't think of anything that sticks out more than some others, they were all great times !

we'll be showing up again, driving like we hired it !
by Alan Mclennan
September 23, 2019, 4:09 am
Forum: Off Subject
Topic: She's gone.
Replies: 15
Views: 4316
Australia

Re: She's gone.

Sorry to hear of your loss Doc, it's a hard thing losing a friend like that.
by Alan Mclennan
September 5, 2019, 7:48 pm
Forum: Jokes & Funnies
Topic: nice truck
Replies: 3
Views: 4060
Australia

Re: nice truck

:shock:
by Alan Mclennan
July 21, 2019, 1:41 am
Forum: SlickStock 2020 POSTPONED
Topic: Dates for SlickStock 2020
Replies: 9
Views: 26236
Australia

Re: Dates for SlickStock 2020

grump wrote:Maybe the cakes ingredients should include some Gatorade to make it nice and moist. :roll:
I like the way you think Grump ! :burp:
by Alan Mclennan
July 21, 2019, 1:38 am
Forum: Jokes & Funnies
Topic: Game of catch
Replies: 12
Views: 4344
Australia

Re: Game of catch

A good memory in waiting Tom, it's great how some of this stuff can bring back good times with great Friends !
by Alan Mclennan
July 16, 2019, 6:44 pm
Forum: Jokes & Funnies
Topic: Game of catch
Replies: 12
Views: 4344
Australia

Re: Game of catch

:lol: ah... you guy's ! :burp:
by Alan Mclennan
July 16, 2019, 5:03 am
Forum: Jokes & Funnies
Topic: Game of catch
Replies: 12
Views: 4344
Australia

Re: Game of catch

Hell or high water... we'll be there next year ! :dancing:
by Alan Mclennan
July 16, 2019, 5:01 am
Forum: Jokes & Funnies
Topic: Game of catch
Replies: 12
Views: 4344
Australia

Re: Game of catch

grump wrote:I'll be looking forward to it :lol:
Now grump, you know I can be quite nasally after a long flight.. you having been there and seen that ! :P :P
by Alan Mclennan
July 15, 2019, 2:03 am
Forum: Jokes & Funnies
Topic: Game of catch
Replies: 12
Views: 4344
Australia

Re: Game of catch

slick4x4 wrote:
Alan Mclennan wrote: And NO this was never told at Slick Stock Second shift poets society !
But it could be .....
Maybe tell it with a lisp....
In an Australian accent ......

After some gatoraid
I think the poets would appreciate it :cheers:
I'll have to practice my Lisp then Bluey ! :burp:
by Alan Mclennan
July 14, 2019, 1:44 am
Forum: Jokes & Funnies
Topic: Game of catch
Replies: 12
Views: 4344
Australia

Game of catch

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The li...
by Alan Mclennan
July 14, 2019, 1:41 am
Forum: Jokes & Funnies
Topic: big grasshoppers
Replies: 2
Views: 2560
Australia

Re: big grasshoppers

slick4x4 wrote:Those Texans & Australians are always exaggerating

Kansan > whistle.gif
Hey Pat, that's what Kangaroo means in Aboriginal
by Alan Mclennan
July 14, 2019, 1:39 am
Forum: Jokes & Funnies
Topic: Just a little clean up
Replies: 1
Views: 2422
Australia

Re: Just a little clean up

:laughing: :laughing: :rotflmao:
by Alan Mclennan
June 18, 2019, 7:27 pm
Forum: Jokes & Funnies
Topic: How the accident REALLY. Happened
Replies: 3
Views: 3049
Australia

Re: How the accident REALLY. Happened

whistle.gif I think your right, Colleen wont be happy ! :roll:
by Alan Mclennan
June 13, 2019, 6:15 pm
Forum: Jokes & Funnies
Topic: I feel fine !
Replies: 4
Views: 2787
Australia

Re: I feel fine !

slick4x4 wrote:The real story isn't like this at all :mrgreen:
...or like how it took an allied force of US and Australian citizens to take a old truck back to your joint !
by Alan Mclennan
June 13, 2019, 12:03 am
Forum: Jokes & Funnies
Topic: I feel fine !
Replies: 4
Views: 2787
Australia

I feel fine !

A farmer named Pat, had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Pat. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer. Pat responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow,...
by Alan Mclennan
June 12, 2019, 7:11 pm
Forum: Truck Talk
Topic: 1966 20+ year barn find
Replies: 8
Views: 2183
Australia

Re: 1966 20+ year barn find

:shock: That sure looks great Tom, you lucky son of a Ford ! :lol: