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An Australian was in Kansas City on vacation
The group he was with decided to go out for supper
At a fancy restaurant at the hotel
He ordered a margarita ...
The waitress brought a huge glass , full to the brim
"I ordered a margarita... not a gallon" he said
"This is America" everybody said.. "bigger is better"
Then the waitress brought him his meal
"I ordered a steak.... not a side of beef" said the Australian
"This is America" they said again "Bigger is better !"
After drinking most of the margarita
He decided to excuse himself to the restroom
A little tipsy ... he walked thru a wrong door
And fell into a swimming pool
He immediately started screaming
"Don't Flush ! ..Don't Flush ! "
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A Farmer from Kipp Kansas was on Holiday in Sydney
and as he's good mate was a local yocal from the area
he picked him and his lovely wife up from the Mascot Airport
As a treat he drove them through the City of Sydney to see the sights
they past a skyscraper building that reached up to the clouds
the Farmer ask what the building was called and how long it took to build
it's the Centre Point Tower, and took 4 years to build , he's mate said
the Farmer said, well back in the States we'd build that in 3 years flat he said
they drove on a little further and the Farmer said what is that building all white and near the water
Oh that he's mate said, that's the Sydney Opera House, that took 6 years to build
Huh said the Farmer, back in the states we would build that in 5 years easy !
Oh said he's mate, as they drove on further..
The Farmer then asked what this bridge is called they were on and how long it took to build?
He's mate was tiring of the replies he was getting.. said, This is The Sydney Harbour Bridge
The Farmer pipped up and said, oh OK but how long did it take yáll to build it?
He's mate said.. I don't know!
Why asked The Farmer?
Cause I wasn't here this ,morning He's Mate said !
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Hmmmmm :dontknow:
If I didn't know better ...
I'd say that joke was about somebody I might know around here....
Being it a farmer from kipp Kansas
I farm & am near kipp ks
What are the odds of that ??
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slick4x4 wrote:Hmmmmm :dontknow:
If I didn't know better ...
I'd say that joke was about somebody I might know around here....
Being it a farmer from kipp Kansas
I farm & am near kipp ks
What are the odds of that ??
:bs: The only resemblance is your a Farmer from Kipp Kansas, and your my mate
The rest of it could be any other Farmer from Kipp
and besides.. I wasn't there that morning either ! :P

:oops: and you've got a lovely Wife, that's another thing !

:twisted: and I use your voice for the Farmer when I read it back to myself .. :rotflmao: ........... :burp:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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:twisted: and I use your voice for the Farmer when I read it back to myself .. :rotflmao: ........... :burp:
Hey ! .... I should be getting royalties or something for that !

I got a beautiful singing voice ... my music teacher wanted me to sing solo













So low , that no one could hear me :|
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'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
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''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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:laughing:

Mine just asked if it hurt to sing like that
I said no why ?
She said.. cause it hurts to listen to it ! faint.gif
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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