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PostPosted: April 8, 2016, 10:23 pm 
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Yo momma so fat, I hear she went to the cake bake off at the Fair and stole the show !

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PostPosted: July 21, 2017, 5:33 pm 
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Your mama is so fat....
When PhotoBucket deleted her account...
The internet was 10% lighter :oops:

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PostPosted: August 2, 2017, 10:45 pm 
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Yeah !, well your Mamas so fat, that she had to go on to Photobarrell to fit her on it!

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PostPosted: August 19, 2017, 3:46 am 
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waiting.gif I hear your Mamma's so fat, that she got stuck in the office door way and you haven't been able to get on your computer for 29 days ! :roll:

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PostPosted: August 19, 2017, 8:21 am 
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It's been so long because I was giving your mama a massage...
But... your mamas so fat, that when I went to her other side
My truck broke down & it takes forever to get left hand parts here !

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PostPosted: August 19, 2017, 8:25 pm 
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yeah... well your mammas so fat, that I parked my truck behind her so it would be in the shade ! th_crafty.gif

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PostPosted: August 20, 2017, 4:37 pm 
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Talk about shade !
We have an eclipse in just PART of the USA
Nothing like the shade you got from yer mama !

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PostPosted: August 22, 2017, 6:20 pm 
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:? Hey !, it was your fat mamma I parked behind, and it was so dark.. I had to turn my lights on so I could find a way around her ! :steering:

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PostPosted: August 22, 2017, 8:34 pm 
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Your mamas so fat.....
When she met your daddy, she gave him a piece of paper with her number...
He didn't know if it was her phone.... or weight ! :shock:

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PostPosted: September 5, 2017, 3:14 pm 
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Come on ..... waiting.gif

What are you waiting for Alan ?
I know that last one a good one.....
Not "nose beer" good... but good none the less

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PostPosted: September 5, 2017, 5:50 pm 
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Yeah your Mamas so fat, that when she came to visit you
your neighbor saw her out standing by the shed, and he had to come over to ask when you got the new silo....

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PostPosted: September 5, 2017, 5:53 pm 
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:peepwall: old.gif Just looking to see if you had come up with a reply yet, no great hurry we can wait ! :burp: :rotflmao:

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PostPosted: September 5, 2017, 9:13 pm 
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Ya only waited three minutes !
What were you doing ?
Watching yer mama devour a 7 course meal ?

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PostPosted: September 6, 2017, 5:49 pm 
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Yeah well your Mamas so fat.. she needs safety chains on her buttons !

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PostPosted: September 6, 2017, 6:02 pm 
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Your mamas so fat , she hired a billboard painter to give her a tattoo ....
And he ran out of paint :shock:

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PostPosted: September 11, 2017, 6:03 pm 
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That's because he was doing a Tattoo of your big fat mama ! :shock:

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PostPosted: November 18, 2017, 10:04 pm 
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I heard your mama was so fat
She cut her arm and pancake syrup ran out

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PostPosted: November 18, 2017, 11:14 pm 
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slick4x4 wrote:
I heard your mama was so fat
She cut her arm and pancake syrup ran out


Yeah .... well you are wrong, it was Golden Syrup !

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PostPosted: November 18, 2017, 11:31 pm 
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Oh yeah, I here your mum's so fat, that when she was on a Hang gliding trip to Lakehurst NJ , the authorities wouldn't let her do it
due to Her resemblance to the Hindenburg and thought locals would be scared seeing her up in the air !!

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PostPosted: November 19, 2017, 10:08 am 
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Your mamas so fat, when they roll her to the pub
For her brekkie of
Avo , beetroots , biskit , chips , chook , grog , lolly
Pavlova , a Dagwood dog , prawns , rock melons
A roo sanger , some snags & spuds
And topped off with vegimite ........

They have to take the long way around,
that adds several metres
Because the short way has a 3 tonne bridge :shock:

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