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 Post subject: Re: Ranking
PostPosted: November 20, 2017, 12:20 am 
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Your mamas so fat, when they roll her to the pub
For her brekkie of
Avo , beetroots , biskit , chips , chook , grog , lolly
Pavlova , a Dagwood dog , prawns , rock melons
A roo sanger , some snags & spuds
And topped off with vegimite ........

They have to take the long way around,
that adds several metres
Because the short way has a 3 tonne bridge :shock:


Oh God love him, he has been studying up on our cuisine .. but there's no Grog for Brekkie .. that's saved for Smoko,
unless your butchers hook and then some hair of the dog is the go..
Now that bridge you were yabbering on about, has been up graded... As the word had got about. that the blimp from Kansas was
planning to spend her Holidies down here, and as the water wasn't deep enough to float her across the Nepean river, so they fixed the bridge..

and Pub is spelt with a capital Pee ! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Ranking
PostPosted: November 20, 2017, 8:10 pm 
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The pee in pubs over here is just regular stuff
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And there was no use in fixing the bridge .....

Haven't you heard about GLOBAL WARMING ! ?

All that flatulence ...from yer mama .. speeding up the process !

Oceans will soon be rising !

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PostPosted: February 27, 2018, 11:11 pm 
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Alan !!! Wake up ! You need to answer yer phone

The surveyors have been calling you
They got yer mama measured for her new dress

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PostPosted: February 28, 2018, 1:13 am 
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Yeah Yeah I got their call, they said the dressmaker is going to use the off cuts from your Mama's dress they made
they also said Kipp manufacturing plant are going to make the clothes hanger for your Mamas dress and as specified
2" x 4130 chrome moly steel tube will be used !

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PostPosted: February 28, 2018, 9:18 am 
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LeeRoy (kipp manufacture owner)said he got a good deal on that pipe
If he bought enough , it was 15% off....
Told me he was making yer mama a straw out of it so she could
Sip her Fizzy drink :D

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PostPosted: March 1, 2018, 11:38 pm 
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Did good ole Leeroy.. also mention, that he was putting an extra hole in 12 plow disc's for buttons for your mamas dress ?
apparently.. the hub caps they first tried weren't up to it !

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