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slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » August 13, 2009, 10:07 pm

your mamas so fat....
she bought a fur coat.....
and now three species are extinct

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 16, 2009, 3:14 am

Yeah well your mother is so fat she uses SMART cars for roller skates!

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » August 16, 2009, 2:03 pm

well i heard your mama likes to play horse-shoes .......
after she eats the horse

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 17, 2009, 3:16 am

Oh yeah!, I heard you mothers so big!, she could suck start a Harley Davidson!.

Truckfarmer2 · Post by **Truckfarmer2** » August 17, 2009, 10:59 am

I heard your Mama is so fat that when she dies, she wants her ashes spread on the Atlantic Ocean. And with what's left, spread on the Pacific!

Truckfarmer2 · Post by **Truckfarmer2** » August 17, 2009, 11:00 am

Your Mom is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Truckfarmer2 · Post by **Truckfarmer2** » August 17, 2009, 11:01 am

And her blood type is Nestle's!

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » August 17, 2009, 11:44 am

i heard your mamas so fat...
that when she bought a new bed to sleep in
it said F O R D on the foot board and F350 on the side

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 18, 2009, 2:37 am

slick4x4 wrote:i heard your mamas so fat...
that when she bought a new bed to sleep in
it said F O R D on the foot board and F350 on the side

Well it just goes to show the good breeding she has! :lol:

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 18, 2009, 2:40 am

I heard that Walmart has a special trolley for your mother!, it has a warning sign that says, " WARNING WIDE LOAD AHEAD "

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » August 19, 2009, 6:58 am

your mamas so fat......
when she was born...
she gave the doctor & nurses stretch marks.

and when they took a family portrait....
it was an aerial photograph !

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 20, 2009, 1:54 am

your moms so fat, that when she went to the camping and leisure expo, a little girl said to her mother,"Mummy look at that funny tent with a fat ladies head on top!"

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » August 20, 2009, 2:22 pm

your mamas so fat....
your daddy took up mountain climbing.....
just for the practice.

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 22, 2009, 2:50 am

Fat runs in your moms family, Frank Zappa & The mothers of invention, wrote a song about her brother BILLY and his girlfriend Ethal!

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » August 22, 2009, 11:22 pm

well !!! you certainly lost me with THAT post.... the reason being...
i was barely out of diapers when that song was written... (who listened to Zappa anyway ?)
but your mamas so fat that ....
Sir Mix-a-lot wrote a little ditty called 'Babys got Back' just about her ! :arse:

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 25, 2009, 3:16 am

Have we changed the subject?, or are they coming to take you away HAHA! HEHE! to the funny farm!

BUTT! I see they wrote your big fat Mum into another classic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlRXQEA0yj0

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » August 26, 2009, 9:04 am

nope same subject... all about .... YOUR MAMA !
your mamas so fat...
that when she met Richard Simmons , he looked at her and said...
HOLY $HIT !!!!

ps ... richard gives YOU this message...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k61AN4fynDM

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 28, 2009, 1:03 am

Yeah!,Your mum is so fat that when she visited the Grand Canyon, she got stuck!

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » September 2, 2009, 9:37 pm

your mamas so fat....
when God got done making her...
he had to take a week off work !

Fordman · Post by **Fordman** » September 2, 2009, 11:27 pm

your mams so fat that when she jumps in the lake all the water splashes out.

your mams so fat that she makes a whale look like a tic tac

your mams so poor here welcome mat says welfare