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Posted: July 19, 2009, 3:59 am
by Alan Mclennan
Oh Yeah!, I heard your mother is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease!, the doctor only gave her 13 years to live !

Posted: July 19, 2009, 9:01 am
by slick4x4
well i heard your mamas so fat ....she has her own zip code :shock:

Posted: July 20, 2009, 3:11 am
by Alan Mclennan
O yeah!, I heard when your mother goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu, and say`s OK!

Posted: July 20, 2009, 10:18 am
by slick4x4
well then ! your mamas so fat , when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

Yo Momma

Posted: July 20, 2009, 2:48 pm
by Truckrat
Your Momma's so fat that when she went outside it got dark!!!

Posted: July 20, 2009, 3:09 pm
by PFM-64f100
well then your mamas so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

Posted: July 20, 2009, 11:37 pm
by ICEMAN6166
yer mama is so fat she needs a permit to drive on the road.

Posted: July 21, 2009, 2:37 am
by Alan Mclennan
Your mothers so fat !, when she gets in a elevator it can only go down!

Posted: July 21, 2009, 9:58 pm
by slick4x4
your mamas so fat that if she lived in the usa there would be 51 states

Posted: July 22, 2009, 4:02 am
by Alan Mclennan
Your mother is so fat, that when she goes to a restaurant, she doesnt ask for the menu!, she ask`s for a quote!

Posted: July 22, 2009, 8:18 am
by Casey 65
Your Mom is so fat she is the same height lying down as she is standing up.

Posted: July 22, 2009, 7:36 pm
by slick4x4
your mamas so fat...the last time she went to the zoo , kids kept trying to feed her peanuts...

Posted: July 23, 2009, 3:04 am
by Alan Mclennan
I heard your mother is so fat!, that when she went to the gym, she sat on a rowing machine and it Sank!

Posted: July 23, 2009, 8:43 pm
by slick4x4
your mamas so fat...she got on a talking scale and it said 'one at a time please'

Posted: July 24, 2009, 7:13 pm
by Alan Mclennan
Yeah!, well I heard your mum is that fat!, that she has to use a Boomerang to put her belt on!

Posted: July 24, 2009, 7:22 pm
by slick4x4
well... your mamas so fat , she went to the gynecologist and he found a Harley Davidson

Posted: July 24, 2009, 8:32 pm
by Alan Mclennan
Thats nothing!, I heard in your mothers case, the guy on the Harley, found his own way out!

I also heard, that after Walmart saw your mother, they changed there sign from one size fits all!, to one size fits most!

Posted: July 26, 2009, 11:43 am
by slick4x4
your mamas so fat...the last time she went to the beach , people kept pouring water on her
and tried to push her out to sea

Posted: July 27, 2009, 4:08 am
by Alan Mclennan
Oh Yeah!, Well I heard that when your mother went to the state fair, she went on the merry go round, and when she got off the horse she was on limped for a week!

Posted: July 27, 2009, 7:26 am
by slick4x4
your mamas so fat , she wore a red T-shirt and all the kids yelled ''Hey Kool-aid ! ''