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dont you mean pi r square?
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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your mamas so fat...
she dove into the ocean.... and look at all the trouble she caused Japan :shock:
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your mamas so fat THAT when she hits the truckstops she has the
wide load sign hanging off her with a escort car in front and one in back heading to the 100 item buffet
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your mamas so fat......
your daddy had to use MAPQUEST to get her pregnant...
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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slick4x4 wrote:your mamas so fat......
your daddy had to use MAPQUEST to get her pregnant...


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slick4x4 wrote:your mamas so fat......
your daddy had to use MAPQUEST to get her pregnant...


:hm: I thought he rolled her in flour!
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Your momma's so fat Google Earth does her driver's license picture
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your mama is so fat.....
she thinks the alphabet starts out with the letters
K F C
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
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Owyeah!, well I heard your mum thought Popeyes Chicken was how she knew she had eaten too much chicken!
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your mamas so fat.....
she thought Slick 60s was her size of fancy underwear....
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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slick4x4 wrote:your mamas so fat.....
she thought Slick 60s was her size of fancy underwear....


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Yeah!, well your mamas so fat!, that when she gets the walking farts
the tornado sirreans come on!


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Alan Mclennan wrote:dont you mean pi r square?


Pi r not square, cornbread r square. Pi r round! old.gif
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You took your time seeing that!, the Alferd Packer band is based in Kansas! :clap:

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i have actually seen the Alfred packer band !
based their band name on some guy who had a party...... i think he served finger food


now back to yer mama......

your mamas so fat , the goverment tracks her movements.....
not with GPS..... seismographs !
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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slick4x4 wrote:i have actually seen the Alfred packer band !
based their band name on some guy who had a party...... i think he served finger food


now back to yer mama......

your mamas so fat , the goverment tracks her movements.....
not with GPS..... seismographs !


That would be worth seeing Pat!, the girl, Lauralyn Bodle has a fantastic voice. :D
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well those are all good and well but yo mama is so fat, the equator is her belt and we all living on that huge byitch!!!
Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it!

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your mams so fat ......
she can be at SlickStock 5 and 6 at the same time
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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yo mama is so fat she tried to bungee jump and went straight to hell!
Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it!

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Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it!

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