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Post by Alan Mclennan »

your Mums so fat!, that for foreplay, yah Dad gets a bag of flower!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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i heard your mamas so fat
that she has to use a cement truck
to wash her clothing !
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Yeah well I heard your mums so fat, that when Katrina blew down the screen at your local Drive-in theatre, they got your mum to stand in the back of a Slick and they projected the picture onto her back!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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i heard that... your mamas so fat...
that when you let her drive your truck... Image
it becomes a ...L o w r i d e r
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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i heard yo mams so poor she washes the paper plates.
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Talk about paper plates!, his mum was at a cookout eating her meal of a paper plate on her knee, she got right down to the bone before she realised she had eaten through the plate!, she said something about tasting like ham hocks!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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that is NOT true...
but at the same picnic , i saw your mama making a sandwich....
she had to use a sheet of plywood for a cutting board !
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
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''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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yeah !, well I heard that at that picnic, your mum nearly drowned!, she was in the bob for apples contest, and she had so many apples in her mouth, she couldn't get her head out of the barrel, and she wouldn't spit any out!, she managed to eat four of them before rescuers could pull her free.
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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oh ! that was a darn good one !
is it true your mama got frost-bite last summer ? coldwithsnow.gif
since she was looking in the refridgerator so much ?
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Yes!, they call it BOOBICAL syndrome, ( froze her t!ts off! ) similar to the LILLY WHITE legs syndrome of your mum`s or SOUTH POLE LEG`s, due to only seeing the sun for a couple of Hours a year! with their southern aspect
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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yo mamas so old that her birth certificate says expired on it.
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thats funny, Lyn`s Grandmother was in hospital just before she died, and the chart had her down as being 2 years old. the computer wouldn`t except 1897 as a date! they had to write it as 1997!.
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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your mamas so fat......
your dad wears S.C.U.B.A gear to bed
in case she rolls on top of him
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Post by Alan Mclennan »

Bloody Nora!, not you again! :lol:

Hey, I here your mums so fat that they call her LUCKY LEG`S,
Yeah!,lucky they don't snap !
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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is it true your mamas shoes are buit by BF Goodrich ?
and they have to be inflated to 90 psi ?
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Post by Alan Mclennan »

yeah well I heard your mums so fat that if she gets a year out of a pair of work boots, it`s a Goodyear!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"

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Slick Stock 4 Altoona
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Post by slick4x4 »

your Mamas so fat.....
when she sees the number 3.14
she starts to salivate.
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Post by Obsa »

Huh?
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Post by slick4x4 »

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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Post by Obsa »

Ok ...older and slower ... got it now "but pie are round"
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