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Your mom is so fat her high school year book picture is an aerial photograph
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Your mom is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side
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Your mom is so fat when she went to get a water bed they put a blanket over the pacific ocean
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your mom is so fat 'Ripley' can't believe it
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your mom is so fat she has more rolls than the than the US MINT... :shock:
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your mom is so fat she gives new meaning to the term sugar britches.... :lol:
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Your mamas so fat....
She has to buy suntan lotion in one gallon jugs 8)
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yeah well your mamas so fat ... she has to use a spray booth at the local bodyshop as a solarium!!!
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yeah well your mamas so fat, ever heard the term "mother earth" we all live on her..
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Yo mamas so fat
She went to the Macy day parade....
And guys started tying ropes to her
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yo mama is so fat, sh cut her leg off, cooked it and sent it to Ethiopia and fed the whole country for 3 years! :shock:
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your mama is so fat, i took a picture of her last summer and im still waiting on the picture to finish printing!!
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your mama is so fat she dont need the internet shes already worldwide!! :lol:
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your mama is soooo fat, she wears two watches, one for each time zone shes in... :D
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Your mama's so fat when the doctors finally pulled you outta her birth canal, you where 16 years old.....
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your mother is so fat this gigantic cargo plane could not hold her and get off the ground

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your mama is so fat, they had to publish two year books, 1 book for her picture, and one for the rest of the students.. lol
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
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'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
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