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Alan Mclennan
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slick4x4 wrote:Your mamas so fat, when they roll her to the pub
For her brekkie of
Avo , beetroots , biskit , chips , chook , grog , lolly
Pavlova , a Dagwood dog , prawns , rock melons
A roo sanger , some snags & spuds
And topped off with vegimite ........

They have to take the long way around,
that adds several metres
Because the short way has a 3 tonne bridge :shock:
Oh God love him, he has been studying up on our cuisine .. but there's no Grog for Brekkie .. that's saved for Smoko,
unless your butchers hook and then some hair of the dog is the go..
Now that bridge you were yabbering on about, has been up graded... As the word had got about. that the blimp from Kansas was
planning to spend her Holidies down here, and as the water wasn't deep enough to float her across the Nepean river, so they fixed the bridge..

and Pub is spelt with a capital Pee ! :lol:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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The pee in pubs over here is just regular stuff
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And there was no use in fixing the bridge .....

Haven't you heard about GLOBAL WARMING ! ?

All that flatulence ...from yer mama .. speeding up the process !

Oceans will soon be rising !
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Alan !!! Wake up ! You need to answer yer phone

The surveyors have been calling you
They got yer mama measured for her new dress
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Yeah Yeah I got their call, they said the dressmaker is going to use the off cuts from your Mama's dress they made
they also said Kipp manufacturing plant are going to make the clothes hanger for your Mamas dress and as specified
2" x 4130 chrome moly steel tube will be used !
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LeeRoy (kipp manufacture owner)said he got a good deal on that pipe
If he bought enough , it was 15% off....
Told me he was making yer mama a straw out of it so she could
Sip her Fizzy drink :D
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Did good ole Leeroy.. also mention, that he was putting an extra hole in 12 plow disc's for buttons for your mamas dress ?
apparently.. the hub caps they first tried weren't up to it !
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Yer mamas so fat .....
When she shaved her legs
They saved the clippings & used them for
Stuffing the high jump mat :shock:
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slick4x4 wrote:Yer mamas so fat .....
When she shaved her legs
They saved the clippings & used them for
Stuffing the high jump mat :shock:
Funny, She did say she was trying out for Track & Field ! :P I didn't know she had got in ! :lol:
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Yo mama is so fat, you could eat a donut in the time it takes to walk around her!!
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That ain't nothing ....
Yer mamas so fat
She could eat a dozen donuts by the time
You RAN around her
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slick4x4 wrote:That ain't nothing ....
Yer mamas so fat
She could eat a dozen donuts by the time
You RAN around her
That ain't nothing either
yow mamas so fat, she'd eat the donut and you before you could run away !
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Your mamas so fat
She put on a flowery dress
A fellow said "that makes you look like Hawaii"

She said " you mean , it makes me look 'Hawaiian' ?" ....

" Uh.. no"....
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yeah well your mama wears a wig ! :lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ySlXeiNP_o
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:shock:

Gonna be hard to top that.......
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slick4x4 wrote::shock:

Gonna be hard to top that.......
I'm sure you will think of something.. just keep it tasteful like I do ! :rotflmao: :cheers:
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There needed to be a disclaimer for that one.... I was eating lunch, and lost my appetite!
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After the the 7th day... (the day he rested)
He spent the 8th & 9th creating yer mama
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I'm not up on my bible studies, but when it says Moses parted the sea
it was really just ya big fat Mumma taking a dip !
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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I have no idea what this video has to do with yo fat mama
Maybe she likes ice cream ?
Just figure I'd monkey around
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RPXVM3xbdAg
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
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'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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