Slick 60's

Posted: **December 16, 2014, 9:55 am**

Your mom is so fat her high school year book picture is an aerial photograph

Posted: **December 16, 2014, 9:56 am**

Your mom is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side

Posted: **December 16, 2014, 10:06 am**

Your mom is so fat when she went to get a water bed they put a blanket over the pacific ocean

Posted: **December 16, 2014, 11:09 am**

your mom is so fat 'Ripley' can't believe it

Posted: **December 16, 2014, 4:39 pm**

your mom is so fat she has more rolls than the than the US MINT... :shock:

Posted: **December 16, 2014, 5:18 pm**

your mom is so fat she gives new meaning to the term sugar britches.... :lol:

Posted: **April 29, 2015, 7:50 am**

Your mamas so fat....
She has to buy suntan lotion in one gallon jugs

Posted: **April 29, 2015, 5:29 pm**

yeah well your mamas so fat ... she has to use a spray booth at the local bodyshop as a solarium!!!

Posted: **April 30, 2015, 8:27 am**

yeah well your mamas so fat, ever heard the term "mother earth" we all live on her..

Posted: **June 17, 2015, 7:07 am**

Yo mamas so fat
She went to the Macy day parade....
And guys started tying ropes to her

Posted: **June 17, 2015, 1:28 pm**

yo mama is so fat, sh cut her leg off, cooked it and sent it to Ethiopia and fed the whole country for 3 years! :shock:

Posted: **June 17, 2015, 4:31 pm**

your mama is so fat, i took a picture of her last summer and im still waiting on the picture to finish printing!!

Posted: **June 17, 2015, 4:32 pm**

your mama is so fat she dont need the internet shes already worldwide!! :lol:

Posted: **June 17, 2015, 4:34 pm**

your mama is soooo fat, she wears two watches, one for each time zone shes in...

Posted: **June 17, 2015, 5:33 pm**

Your mama's so fat when the doctors finally pulled you outta her birth canal, you where 16 years old.....

Posted: **September 27, 2015, 10:45 am**

Posted: **September 27, 2015, 4:08 pm**

your mother is so fat this gigantic cargo plane could not hold her and get off the ground

Posted: **September 28, 2015, 10:03 am**

your mama is so fat, they had to publish two year books, 1 book for her picture, and one for the rest of the students.. lol

Posted: **January 10, 2016, 12:37 pm**

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Posted: **April 5, 2016, 9:15 pm**

Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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