Slick 60's

Yo momma so fat, I hear she went to the cake bake off at the Fair and stole the show !

Your mama is so fat....
When PhotoBucket deleted her account...
The internet was 10% lighter

Yeah !, well your Mamas so fat, that she had to go on to Photobarrell to fit her on it!

I hear your Mamma's so fat, that she got stuck in the office door way and you haven't been able to get on your computer for 29 days !

It's been so long because I was giving your mama a massage...
But... your mamas so fat, that when I went to her other side
My truck broke down & it takes forever to get left hand parts here !

yeah... well your mammas so fat, that I parked my truck behind her so it would be in the shade !

Talk about shade !
We have an eclipse in just PART of the USA
Nothing like the shade you got from yer mama !

Hey !, it was your fat mamma I parked behind, and it was so dark.. I had to turn my lights on so I could find a way around her !

Your mamas so fat.....
When she met your daddy, she gave him a piece of paper with her number...
He didn't know if it was her phone.... or weight !

Come on .....

What are you waiting for Alan ?
I know that last one a good one.....
Not "nose beer" good... but good none the less

Yeah your Mamas so fat, that when she came to visit you
your neighbor saw her out standing by the shed, and he had to come over to ask when you got the new silo....

Just looking to see if you had come up with a reply yet, no great hurry we can wait !

Ya only waited three minutes !
What were you doing ?
Watching yer mama devour a 7 course meal ?

Yeah well your Mamas so fat.. she needs safety chains on her buttons !

Your mamas so fat , she hired a billboard painter to give her a tattoo ....
And he ran out of paint

That's because he was doing a Tattoo of your big fat mama !

I heard your mama was so fat
She cut her arm and pancake syrup ran out

slick4x4 wrote:I heard your mama was so fat
She cut her arm and pancake syrup ran out

Yeah .... well you are wrong, it was Golden Syrup !

Oh yeah, I here your mum's so fat, that when she was on a Hang gliding trip to Lakehurst NJ , the authorities wouldn't let her do it
due to Her resemblance to the Hindenburg and thought locals would be scared seeing her up in the air !!

Your mamas so fat, when they roll her to the pub
For her brekkie of
Avo , beetroots , biskit , chips , chook , grog , lolly
Pavlova , a Dagwood dog , prawns , rock melons
A roo sanger , some snags & spuds
And topped off with vegimite ........

They have to take the long way around,
that adds several metres
Because the short way has a 3 tonne bridge