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three guys at a bar

Posted: August 5, 2010, 9:15 pm
by slick4x4
An American , a Canadian and an Australian were drinking beer and....

whoops :oops: this aint a joke ..... its SlickStock

Posted: August 6, 2010, 6:13 pm
by Alan Mclennan
To be continued! :D

Posted: August 7, 2010, 9:35 am
by jjim7
Good one :lol:

Posted: August 7, 2010, 8:27 pm
by Obsa
Only 3 guys drinking beer at SS? can we get a recount?

Posted: August 7, 2010, 8:32 pm
by Casey 65
Truckrat & I are off the patch, we will help... a lot! :cheers: :woohoo: :oops:

Posted: August 7, 2010, 8:43 pm
by slick4x4
An American , a Canadian and an Australian were drinking beer and a
Naked blonde walks in with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."

Posted: August 7, 2010, 9:07 pm
by Obsa
This reminds me of the episode of South Park where Randy was on Jeopardy
And the question was "People who annoy you" and the letters showing were N GGERS. For those of you who have never seen South Park the correct answer was of course naggers. However his answer involved not that vowel and while funny as hell was in no way politically correct!

So to tie all of the above to the joke at hand I would have to say.....

No I believe I will be quiet this time :wink:

Posted: August 8, 2010, 10:57 am
by ICEMAN6166
Casey 65 wrote:Truckrat & I are off the patch, we will help... a lot! :cheers: :woohoo: :oops:


well , the glue on my patch is getting very weak, i think it has about 17 days left before it falls off.

Posted: August 8, 2010, 2:57 pm
by Casey 65
Naked lady says... "Where's the bar tender? My false teeth don't fit very well...

Posted: August 8, 2010, 5:11 pm
by Casey 65
No, wait... that was a termite that said that.
I have no idea what she said... :shock:

Posted: August 8, 2010, 6:33 pm
by Max
Good stuff!

Posted: August 8, 2010, 7:44 pm
by Obsa
Number two choice for punchline

Naked lady says "SlickStock! I thought they said Sickstock"

Posted: August 8, 2010, 8:44 pm
by slick4x4
An American , a Canadian and an Australian were drinking beer and a
Naked blonde walks in with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says '' Give me 12 shots of tequila.....

Posted: August 9, 2010, 6:57 am
by slick4x4
An American , a Canadian and an Australian were drinking beer and a
Naked blonde walks in with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says '' Give me 12 shots of tequila..... the three guys
jump up and ask her , " arent you the gal that won the hide the salami contest over at the car show ? ... yes i am she says.............

Posted: August 9, 2010, 8:03 am
by Casey 65
:iagree: :rotflmao:

Posted: August 9, 2010, 11:47 am
by slick4x4
An American , a Canadian and an Australian were drinking beer and a
Naked blonde walks in with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says '' Give me 12 shots of tequila..... the three guys
jump up and ask her , " arent you the gal that won the hide the salami contest over at the car show ? ... yes i am she says , but i got throwed out after i saw a shebby powered FORD.... it upset me so much , i had to blow chunks.'' I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU MEAN !'' the Canadian said , let me buy you another drink..............

Posted: August 9, 2010, 10:12 pm
by slick4x4
An American , a Canadian and an Australian were drinking beer and a
Naked blonde walks in with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says '' Give me 12 shots of tequila..... the three guys
jump up and ask her , " arent you the gal that won the hide the salami contest over at the car show ? ... yes i am she says , but i got throwed out after i saw a shebby powered FORD.... it upset me so much , i had to blow chunks.'' I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU MEAN !'' the Canadian said , let me buy you another drink ! ''NOPE , I'm good now'' she says as she strolls
to the door , ''let me get that for you and your Dingo'' says the Australian .
OH his name aint dingo.....................................................................
i said it was Chunks... :shock:

Posted: August 10, 2010, 7:54 am
by Casey 65
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick... Keep this up and you will be back in rehab...

Posted: August 10, 2010, 8:54 am
by Johnny Canuck
:laughing: :nono: hurrah.gif :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Posted: August 31, 2010, 7:23 pm
by slick4x4
wait till you hear about the boat ride they took.... :twisted: