Australian story !!!

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A Drover walks into a bar

With a pet crocodile by his

Side.




He puts the crocodile

Up on the bar.

He turns to the astonished

Patrons and says....


"I'll make you a deal.

I'll open this crocodile's

Mouth and place my

Manhood inside.


Then the croc will close his

Mouth for one minute".




"Then he'll open his mouth

And I'll remove my unit

Unscathed.


In return for witnessing

This spectacle,

Each of you will buy me a

Drink".




The crowd murmured their

Approval.

The man stood up

On the bar,

Dropped his trousers,

And placed his Credentials

And related parts in the

Crocodile's' open mouth.


The croc closed his mouth

As the crowd gasped.


After a minute,
The man grabbed a beer

Bottle and smacked the

Crocodile really,really hard

On the top of its head.

The croc opened his mouth

And the man removed his

Genitals unscathed as

Promised.



The crowd cheered,

And the first of his free

Drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again

And made another offer....

"I'll pay anyone $100 who's

Willing to give it a try."



A hush fell over the crowd.

After a while,

A hand went up in the

Back of the bar.




A blonde woman timidly

Spoke up..........

"I'll try it - Just don't

Hit me so hard
With the beer bottle!"