A Canadian and a Texan

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A Canadian and a Texan

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A Canadian and a Texan were hunting in the Hill Country when an illegal
alien runs across the field.

The Texan takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him.

"You can't do that!" cried the Canadian.

"No, no, it's ok...it's legal here in Texas " replies the Texan.

Later that night the Canadian goes and buys some beer and puts it on the
roof of his truck so he can open the door.

Just then an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.

The Canadian thinks "No problem" draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.

As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him.

"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Texas !"
protests the Canadian.

"Well ...sure... yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
INEPTOCRACY: (in-ep'-toc-ra-cy) : a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
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