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coledaddy541
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mean,but funny.....

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What's blue and screws old ladies?











Hypothermia.
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slick4x4
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Re: mean,but funny.....

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I can top that one.......

Why do nursing homes have so many chairs ?
For Rigor Mortis to sit in.....
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Casey 65
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Re: mean,but funny.....

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:laughing:
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Obsa
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Re: mean,but funny.....

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You know what a 98 y/o woman taste like?












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Re: mean,but funny.....

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What's all wrinkled up & smells like Ginger ?













Fred Astaire
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Alan Mclennan
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Re: mean,but funny.....

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Ah bugger!, I would of said The professor!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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