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Lowell
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Two Black Eyes

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Jake was on the job site monday morning when Bubba showed up with two black eyes. Jake said where did you get those shiners? Bubba said , I got them in church yesterday. Jake said how in the world did you get two black eyes in church? and Bubba replied . I was sitting behind a fat lady, and when we got up to sing, her dress was stuck in her crack,and i pulled it out. Jake said that explains one black eye ,but how did you get two?. Bubba said I thought she wanted it that way so i poked it back in!
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