Jim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his street rods.
His wife was standing there watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been
thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you quit playing with old cars.
Maybe you should sell your hot rods."
Jim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't!“****
Ex Wife
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Re: Ex Wife
If you understand what you’re doing, you’re not learning anything.
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"AVA" 1963 Avion T-20 Travel Trailer
“Lucille” 1955 New Moon 44’ Travel Trailer
LITTLE RED: 64 F100 Short Style
BIG RED: 62 F100 Long Uni
BIG “UN": 63 F250 Long Flare
BBW RED: 61 F100 CC BBW Long Uni
CRIMSON CREW: 63 F100 "Stageway" Long Flare Crew Cab
"RANGER": 66 F100 CC Long Flatbed
"AVA" 1963 Avion T-20 Travel Trailer
“Lucille” 1955 New Moon 44’ Travel Trailer
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Re: Ex Wife
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: Ex Wife
Heck yeah man!