Subject: Crows
Another Government study provides outstanding results . . .
CSIRO Officials admitted that they found about 200 dead crows on the highway between
Noonamah and Palmerston, in Northern Territory, where there was concern that they may have
died from Avian Flu.
The Territory Government approved and the CSIRO contracted a bird pathologist to examine the
remains of all the crows and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, much to everyone’s relief.
However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were
killed by car impact.
(Didn't know there was a difference!)
The Territory Government then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine the disproportionate
percentages for truck versus car kills.
After 18 months of research and $2.7 million spent, the Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in the deaths.
When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say “Cah”, but he could not say “Truck”.
I just wanted to make sure that you knew your tax money was being well spent . . .
Crow road toll
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Crow road toll
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Re: Crow road toll
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
Re: Crow road toll
"One Test Result is Worth One Thousand Expert Opinions" - Werner von Braun
- Alan Mclennan
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Re: Crow road toll
Thats a fair call!..........
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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