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Ed’s wife kept yelling at him that he was doing a terrible job of mowing the lawn. He said that she couldn’t do it any better, so she set out to prove him wrong. She ended up doing it so much better that he said, “Honey, that was absolutely incredible. You are so right. I could never come anywhere close to doing the job as quickly and as well as you did.” Unable to disagree, she landed herself another chore.
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I need to try this with weed-eating. Already have her doing the mowing. Trying not to be critical of her skills so I don't wind up doing it myself.
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Gerald it wont work mate!, I`ve already tried it, she`ll do the ride-on and even some push mowing ( self propelled), but she wont come at doing the whipper snippering!... :(
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