BLONDE at a football game

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Obsa
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BLONDE at a football game

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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but
I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo?
It's only 25 cents!!!!"
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Alan Mclennan
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Re: BLONDE at a football game

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don`t tell me she was wrong.................... :lol:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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