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Obsa
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New Neighbor

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A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of his own,
he went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the
mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and
she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped
open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid
broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact
After a few minutes,she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment, I
hear someone coming.'
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now
nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your
ears.'
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these
breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100% natural. I work out every day
and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin -
not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body
is my ears?'
Clearing his throat, he stammered... 'Outside, when you
said you heard someone coming... that was me.
As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.
Gritsngumbo
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Re: New Neighbor

Post by Gritsngumbo »

Now that's funny.
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