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Gritsngumbo
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Nurses Orders

Post by Gritsngumbo »

After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me.

She said, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

"Fair enough." I replied, groping her breasts.
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Re: Nurses Orders

Post by slick4x4 »

That's the difference between men & women.....
Women have to be " in the mood "
Guys have to .... Have a pulse....
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
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