That little rascal Johnny

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Obsa
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That little rascal Johnny

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Little JOHNNY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, 'Now, JOHNNY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'ur-I-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow You to go."

Little JOHNNY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"
As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.
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