Jane was becoming frustrated with her husband’s insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp….. only to discover a cucumber in his hand.
“Is THIS what you’ve been using on me for the past 5 years!?!”
“Honey, let me explain!”
“Why you sneaky bastard!” she screamed. “You impotent son of a –”
“Speaking of sneaky!” he interrupted, “maybe you’d care to explain our 3 kids!!”:)
Bringing the truth to light
Bringing the truth to light
As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.