pg 13 Vension joke
pg 13 Vension joke
Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating. "Is is beef?" Their daughter Mandy asked. "Nope." "Is it pork?" the son AJ asked. "Nope." "Heck, we don't know, Dad!" AJ exclaimed. "I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your mom sometimes calls me." "Spit it out, AJ!" cried Mandy, "We're eating Butthole!!"
As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.