How to tell the Sex of a Fly

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Obsa
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How to tell the Sex of a Fly

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

What are you doing? she asked

Hunting flys. he said

Oh Killing any? she asked

Yep 3 males, 2 females! he said

How can you tell them apart? she asked

3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone! he said
As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.
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:lol:
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Re: How to tell the Sex of a Fly

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I`ll pay that one Obsa!,,, :lol:
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