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grump
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exercising?

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So I was lying in bed the other night pondering the problems of the world. I realized that at my age I don't really give a hoot about working out or staying fit. It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking were good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish and drinks water but is still fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops all day long but only lives. at most, 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.
And you tell me to exercise? I don't think so. I'm retired. Go around me.
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Well said. Don't forget the cow who only,eats grass!
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Awesome... Can't wait to tell my wife those ones...LoL
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sounds good to me Grump! :burp:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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