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Casey 65
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Alligator Bliss

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This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator:

While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, La., with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge, 12-foot alligator suddenly emerging from the murky water and charging right at us.

She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today.

Just one shot to my estranged husband's kneecap was all it took. The gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection.
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Re: Alligator Bliss

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That joke was a real 'knee-jerker :shock:
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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