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staying at Grandma`s place

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Little Tony was 7 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her :

'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sex, darling.'

Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,

'Grandma, it isn't called sex.. It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Sounds like jimmy is a tattletale :evil:
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This joke was in my American Legion magazine that came yesterday. Would be intersting to know where and when it started and it's trip around the world.


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Maybe Alan saw it in his copy of Australian Legion magazine?
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Don`t forget that my yesterday is your present...............but was it funny?
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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It was really funny if like bunk beds.


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:laughing:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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