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 Post subject: Kipp Kansas
PostPosted: January 3, 2014, 5:26 pm 
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A fugitive from the Kansas State troopers, was hiding in a paddock owned by Wellers Farms, when he was ran over by a Combined Harvester..
The spokesman for Wellers Farms, Mr Patrick Weller said, as far as he knows he is out on bale!.....

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PostPosted: January 3, 2014, 7:04 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Kipp Kansas
PostPosted: January 3, 2014, 9:54 pm 
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PostPosted: January 3, 2014, 10:57 pm 
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Yep......
That guy stole a semi-load of calendars ..... He was supposed to get 12 months

On another note... a thief stole the toilets out of the police station.....
The cops don't have anything to go on....

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PostPosted: January 3, 2014, 11:43 pm 
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Yeah that same guy, stole the gate at the police station.....they didn`t press charges as they thought he might take a fence!

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 Post subject: Re: Kipp Kansas
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If you guys think these jokes are bad.....

You need to get to SlickStock & hear the really bad ones :shock:

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PostPosted: January 4, 2014, 1:45 pm 
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Nothing like bad jokes told in cartoon character voices either...


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PostPosted: January 4, 2014, 5:08 pm 
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foodstick wrote:
Nothing like bad jokes told in cartoon character voices either...



Yes Pat! :P

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 Post subject: Re: Kipp Kansas
PostPosted: January 4, 2014, 8:24 pm 
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Those jokes were my GOOD ones :oops:

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PostPosted: January 4, 2014, 10:14 pm 
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Those jokes were my GOOD ones :oops:


Come on Pat!, we know that that's why we laughed! :lol: , I can never remember good jokes and don`t recall any of yours, but I do remember the pains in the stomach from laughing at them !!! :D

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PostPosted: January 5, 2014, 10:45 am 
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Pains in the stomache ?

That's cause you wouldn't let go of the gatoraid bottle :burp:

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Pains in the stomache ?

That's cause you wouldn't let go of the gatoraid bottle :burp:


yeah but you didn`t have to punch me in the old bread basket! ................... :lol:

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PostPosted: January 6, 2014, 10:51 am 
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Alan do you realize that you and I sure post a lot in the joke section ?
That's because the Slick60s is like a deck of cards
And there are a pair of jokers :evil:

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I think it`s just because we both like people to be happy and we don`t care if their laughing at us!................. :cheers:

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Confucius say : People who make Confucius joke speak bad Engrish.

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The same fugitive is reputed to have an addiction to Brake Fluid.........he says he can stop anytime :mrgreen:


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