Slick 60's

A fugitive from the Kansas State troopers, was hiding in a paddock owned by Wellers Farms, when he was ran over by a Combined Harvester..
The spokesman for Wellers Farms, Mr Patrick Weller said, as far as he knows he is out on bale!.....

Paul

Yep......
That guy stole a semi-load of calendars ..... He was supposed to get 12 months

On another note... a thief stole the toilets out of the police station.....
The cops don't have anything to go on....

Yeah that same guy, stole the gate at the police station.....they didn`t press charges as they thought he might take a fence!

If you guys think these jokes are bad.....

You need to get to SlickStock & hear the really bad ones

Nothing like bad jokes told in cartoon character voices either...

foodstick wrote:Nothing like bad jokes told in cartoon character voices either...

Yes Pat!

Those jokes were my GOOD ones

slick4x4 wrote:Those jokes were my GOOD ones

Come on Pat!, we know that that's why we laughed! , I can never remember good jokes and don`t recall any of yours, but I do remember the pains in the stomach from laughing at them !!!

Pains in the stomache ?

That's cause you wouldn't let go of the gatoraid bottle

slick4x4 wrote:Pains in the stomache ?

That's cause you wouldn't let go of the gatoraid bottle

yeah but you didn`t have to punch me in the old bread basket! ...................

Alan do you realize that you and I sure post a lot in the joke section ?
That's because the Slick60s is like a deck of cards
And there are a pair of jokers

I think it`s just because we both like people to be happy and we don`t care if their laughing at us!.................

Confucius say : People who make Confucius joke speak bad Engrish.

The same fugitive is reputed to have an addiction to Brake Fluid.........he says he can stop anytime