A quiet drunk

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grump
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A quiet drunk

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Rocky reeled out of bed late one morning and stumbled into the kitchen with a terrific hangover. He had just poured himself a cup of coffee when he turned to see his ol' lady glaring at him. Taking a sip, he muttered," What's the matter with you? I was quiet when I came home wasn't I?" "True," said Rocky's ol' lady, "but the four guys who carried you in weren't."
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Re: A quiet drunk

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That guy should be ashamed of himself :cussing:



He should get quieter friends :roll:
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Re: A quiet drunk

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Played that game before-----went out for a one hour cruise........two of us carried the guy to his front door and rang the bell---6 hours later-- Took off running to one pizzed off wife screamin' and swingin'. Took the marks two weeks to heal before we could take him again!
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