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Mad husband

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A guy walked into a crowded bar,
waving his 1911 Colt 45 with an 8 shot clip, and yelled,
"Who in here has been screwing my wife?"
A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, "You need more ammo!"
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Hahahahahahahahaha!
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sounds like my first wife, she suffered from a terrible disease, every time some guy said Hi to her her clothes fell off
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The C and W songs say Tequila causes that...
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It does, Lance!
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foodstick wrote:The C and W songs say Tequila causes that...


You ever see the video to that song? :cry: :shock: Bolt.gif
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foodstick wrote:The C and W songs say Tequila causes that...


does that mean you should pick up your ammo before you start drinking Tequila Lance?
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