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slick4x4
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Juggler

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A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south
of the Virginia/ West Virginia State line.
When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding,
the driver said he was a juggler and was on his way to do a show at the Shrine Circus.
He didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling
and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him
then he wouldn't give him a ticket.
He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares,
lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car.
A drunken good old boy traveling from Tennessee got out,
watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car,
opened the rear door and got in.

The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car,
opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, “You might as well take my butt to jail,
cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.”
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Post by Alan Mclennan »

Did you make that up, or were you just driving by ?
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slick4x4
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Actually a hairlip guy ,selling a boat, told it to me :roll:
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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foodstick
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eat @*#! or die ? :lol:
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foodstick wrote:eat @*#! or die ? :lol:


HEY ! Keep this a family website !!!

Now go make a snow cat :twisted:
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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foodstick
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I coulda been saying SPAM !
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