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standing in a bar at Chinetown

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I was standing at the bar in Chinatown in Sydney and this Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu ?"

He says "No, why the fruck you ask me that….is it because I am Chinese...?"

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick."
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Did you whoop up on him Alan ? Long long time ?
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slick4x4 wrote:Did you whoop up on him Alan ? Long long time ?


No Pat, and there wasn`t a happy ending...... :oops:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Not being there makes me feel left out and Ronery ....

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I hate it when that happens! :boxing:
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