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 Post subject: Bad Cuckoo Clock
PostPosted: March 11, 2014, 7:48 pm 
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A gal was planning on going out with her girl friends for the evening ,but she promised her husband that she'd be home by eleven. When she finally drug home three sheets in the wind she took off her shoes and tried to sneek into the house without waking her husband. Just then the cuckoo clock started cuckooing two o'clock,so she cuckooed eight more times . feeling good about her quick thinking she went on to bed. The next morning her husband said what time did you get home last night? and she said eleven, Then he said Honey i think we need a new cuckoo clock , and she said whats wrong with it and he said,well last night i heard it cuckoo twice and then said oh shit, and cuckooed four times, farted, giggled and cuckooed four more times!


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PostPosted: March 11, 2014, 10:34 pm 
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That joke reminds me of a similar funny story ! kinda :P

A guy I worked with went home one night late after drinking with some friends, which his wife HATED ...he said he was creeping around the fridge, carrying his shoes to be quiet, and he said the last thing he remembered was something coming out of the dark at his head.. He woke up in the morning on the kitchen floor surrounded by potatoes, and a torn 5 pound potato bag .. she had been waiting for him...


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PostPosted: March 11, 2014, 10:47 pm 
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In my younger days....some mornings......
Waking up with potatoes would have been better..... :shock:

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PostPosted: March 19, 2014, 1:06 am 
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is there a frying pan story in that Pat? :lol: :bangin:

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PostPosted: March 19, 2014, 6:58 am 
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In my single days..... Wake up and see :shock:

Probably should have took a frying pan to my own head :help:

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PostPosted: March 19, 2014, 9:57 am 
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hahaha, wondered if you had meant that !


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