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A fugitive from the Kansas State troopers, was hiding in a paddock owned by Wellers Farms, when he was ran over by a Combined Harvester..
The spokesman for Wellers Farms, Mr Patrick Weller said, as far as he knows he is out on bale!.....
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:D :lol:
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Yep......
That guy stole a semi-load of calendars ..... He was supposed to get 12 months

On another note... a thief stole the toilets out of the police station.....
The cops don't have anything to go on....
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Yeah that same guy, stole the gate at the police station.....they didn`t press charges as they thought he might take a fence!
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If you guys think these jokes are bad.....

You need to get to SlickStock & hear the really bad ones :shock:
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Nothing like bad jokes told in cartoon character voices either...
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foodstick wrote:Nothing like bad jokes told in cartoon character voices either...



Yes Pat! :P
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Those jokes were my GOOD ones :oops:
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slick4x4 wrote:Those jokes were my GOOD ones :oops:


Come on Pat!, we know that that's why we laughed! :lol: , I can never remember good jokes and don`t recall any of yours, but I do remember the pains in the stomach from laughing at them !!! :D
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Pains in the stomache ?

That's cause you wouldn't let go of the gatoraid bottle :burp:
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''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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slick4x4 wrote:Pains in the stomache ?

That's cause you wouldn't let go of the gatoraid bottle :burp:


yeah but you didn`t have to punch me in the old bread basket! ................... :lol:
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Alan do you realize that you and I sure post a lot in the joke section ?
That's because the Slick60s is like a deck of cards
And there are a pair of jokers :evil:
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''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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I think it`s just because we both like people to be happy and we don`t care if their laughing at us!................. :cheers:
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Confucius say : People who make Confucius joke speak bad Engrish.
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The same fugitive is reputed to have an addiction to Brake Fluid.........he says he can stop anytime :mrgreen:
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