Slick 60's

Spare a moment of reflection for the man who told his wife he was going on a business trip to China on that Malaysian Airlines Flight 370, and now can't come out of his girlfriend's flat.

Just cause she's not very buxom doesn't mean he can't ..........

yeah well how would you feel if your country spent $90m on looking for the bloody thing and it wasn`t even there!

perhaps he could convince her and everyone else that he was a good swimmer and
he's finally made it to shore!
can't remember where he came from or what direction he was going
just that the sharks kept after him and all he could do was think of his Dear wife
and swim!
ya!
that's what I would say!