Judy's eulogy

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Obsa
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Judy's eulogy

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Judy got married and had 13 children.

Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer. She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.

Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Judy again, remarried,.... and this time,
she & John had 5 more children.

Judy finally died, after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this
very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied:.... "I think he means her legs, Ethel...
As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.
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Alan Mclennan
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Re: Judy's eulogy

Post by Alan Mclennan »

Crickey Obsa, I thought it was going to be a quiz to start with, I was so busy counting I nearly missed the punch line ! :clap: :lol:
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