my apologies to Abott & Costello

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my apologies to Abott & Costello

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2 guys at carshow......

I like that truck...
yea, its nice, but it doesnt have the right bed
you mean the bed is wrong ?
yea... it should have a wrongbed
but i thought you said it has a wrong bed
it does.... the right bed would be a wrongbed
the wrongbed is right ?
right
then its right ! ITS GOT THE WRONG BED !
no no no not this bed... its wrong... to be right it needs a wrongbed
to be right it needs a wrong bed ?..... thats just... wrong
right
why doesnt he have the right bed on it ?
he probably doesnt know right from wrong.....
i know how he feels....
now this truck here.... its perfect
but its got the wro.... the incorrect bed on it
no.... this is the right bed
but its the same bed as that one !
Right...
but that one has the wrong bed
Exactly....
why is this one right , and that one wrong , which isnt right , because it aint a wrongbed ??
cause this one came with the rightbed, which is right, THAT one came with a wrongbed... which makes that bed, a wrong bed & not a wrongbed
... lets go look at those cars
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Post by Gritsngumbo »

I like it. Let's make it a sticky :-)

Hey Pat:Maybe you can do a similar one: fleetside vs styleside and flareside vs stepside?
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Post by Obsa »

Well done sir, well done indeed
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Post by foodstick »

The right one isn't? and the wrong one is? You could really make that thing a mess if you worked in
" It belongs on a fridge !!!!

man, my brain is not gonna be the same after this...

Why Oh why did I click this link !

Just please don't move onto explaining how ...


What kind of box is this?
This is a flareside....
The one with a step?
yes the step on the side makes it a flareside, not a stepside...
its not a stepside?
no its not a stepside
But it has a step on the side?
Oh sure ..it has a step on the side but it isn't
It isn't a step?
No its a step, but it isn't a stepside it a flareside..
So tell me again..whats a box like this with a step on the side?
Its a flareside
But you just said it has a step on the side !
How couldn't it be a stepside?
It can't be a stepside because chevy named their flaresides a stepside first ! :wink:

I am tempted to put a warning on this thread..it will come to no good !!!! :lol:
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I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you
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Re: my apologies to Abott & Costello

Post by slick4x4 »

You know.....
I wrote this up a while back...
And I have to read it slow , so I can even understand it :roll:
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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