The ragged old man

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grump
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The ragged old man

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The rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the bar. A ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string in the puddle.
A tipsy looking curios gentleman came over to him and asked what he was doing.
"Fishing," the old man said simply.
"Poor old fool," the gentleman thought and he invited the ragged old man to have a drink on him in the bar.
As he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whiskey, the gentleman asked, "and how many have you caught,"?
"You're the eighth," the old man answered.
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jkimbrel65
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I tried being normal once...
was the worst 10 minutes of my life
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He was using the right bait
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Alan Mclennan
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Re: The ragged old man

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:lol: :lol:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Slick Stock 8.............................. cry.gif
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