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Telstra Polemen

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TELSTRA needed to hire a team of telephone pole installers for the Stuart Highway, and McMurray

and the boss had to choose between a team of two guys from Port Pirie and a team of two Irish guys.

So the boss met both teams and said "Here's what we'll do.

Each team will be installing poles out on the new road for a day.

The team that installs the most poles gets the job."

Both teams headed right out.

At end of the shift Bruce and Charlie, the two Port Pirie guy's, came back and the boss asked them how many they had installed.

They said that it was tough going, but they'd put in twelve.

Forty-five minutes later,Paddy and Mick, the Irish guys came back in and they were totally exhausted.

The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys install?"

Mick, the team leader, wiped his brow and sighed, "Paddy and me, we got three in.?

"The boss gasped, "Three? Those two Port Pirie guys put in twelve!"

"Yeah," said Mick, "but you should see how much they left sticking out of the ground!
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We Irish are not lazy !

Actually ... I've got red hair & my name is Pat
I'm not Irish at all....
But I do celebrate St. Pattys day pretty hard
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Pat , do you know how to confuse an Irishman.....show him 2 shovels and tell him to take his Pick!..
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Alan Mclennan wrote:Pat , do you know how to confuse an Irishman.....show him 2 shovels and tell him to take his Pick!..


Talk about a corny joke......

I prefer the magic foaming beer bottle trick better :clap:
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Pat, I`m starting to go back to the thinking I was set up :lol: and besides, I thought you Farmers liked Corny jokes! :D
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Ehhhh..... Corn squeeezings are better :D
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Isn`t that what starts the Corny jokes tho ........ :lol:
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I hope those Irish guys didn't bury those poles so deep they hit my Irish coal mining ancestors on top of the head !
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