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PostPosted: December 21, 2014, 10:41 pm 
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Paul and his six year old son are standing in line at the bank, right behind an extremely obese lady wearing a phone pager. The kid tugs on his dad's pants leg and whispers, "Wow dad, look how fat that lady is"!
"Pipe down, son that's not very nice," Paul tells him. A couple of minutes later, the kid's pulling on his dads pants leg again. "Gee dad," he says, would you look at the size of those legs?"
Again Paul tells the boy to be quiet. Then all of a sudden the lady's pager goes off-beep-beep-beep-and the kid ducks behind his dad and screams," Holy cow dad, watch out! She's backing up!"


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PostPosted: December 22, 2014, 6:13 pm 
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