Top five indicators on checking your health

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slick4x4
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Top five indicators on checking your health

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Slickitus

Slick-I-Tus. [ SLIK - EYE -TUS ]

Slickitus Symptoms...

1. elevated heart rate when anything associated
With 61-66 Ford trucks is seen or mentioned

2. Hours wasted looking on the Internet , looking
Or talking for bargains on eBay , Craigslist , or other sights

3. Neck pain associated with almost causing wrecks on the road
When seeing a glimpse of an abandoned 61-66 Ford truck while driving

4. Cuts , scrapes, bruises , hands that won't come clean

5. Starting to become immune to smells like mouse urine, old gas,
Musty dirt, leaves , ect, ect
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Alan Mclennan
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Re: Top five indicators on checking your health

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AH Bugger!, I have most if not all of those symptoms!!!! 8)
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"

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Slick Stock 8.............................. cry.gif
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foodstick
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Re: Top five indicators on checking your health

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5 is so damn true...

Kid and I started wondering if 60's era rust showed up in our specimen tests at the dr.s .....
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