Payback

[grump]

This guy drives up to his house and the place where he usually parks is full of snow. So he parks in a nearby parking lot and walks back home to shovel out a car sized space in front of his house.
It takes hours to shovel, but finally done, he walks back to the lot to get his car. When he returns home he finds that the space has been taken by some other car. He is ,well, upset.
What most people do is write a nasty note ,etc, and place them on the windshield of the offending vehicle. This guy decides to get creative. Instead of doing the usual nasty note, he got out his garden hose and watered the automobile down, real well. I mean very, very thoroughly. The water of course froze solid. When the owner returned, instead od a car, he found a car sized popsicle.
The note on the windshield read "You want the space? Here. It's yours until spring!"