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Alan Mclennan
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Pension fund

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My new bull

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I recently diversified my Pension Fund and spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull.

I arranged for him to be put out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at

a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow,

the Vet was called to have a look at him. The Vet said the bull was very healthy, but possibly

just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him one per day.

The bull started to service the cows in two days, all of them! He even broke through the

fence and bred with all the neighbour's cows!

He was like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him...but they kind

of taste like peppermint…!




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:rotflmao:
I tried being normal once...
was the worst 10 minutes of my life
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