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Alan Mclennan
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Farmer Pat

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COINCIDENCES
> Farmer Pat went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.
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> The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered
> champagne, too!'
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> 'What a coincidence' farmer Pat said. 'This is a special day for me. I
> am celebrating.'
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> This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.'
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> 'What a coincidence!' said farmer Pat. As they clinked glasses he
> added: 'What are you celebrating?'
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> 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
> gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
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> 'What a coincidence!' said Pat . 'I'm a chicken farmer and all last
> year my hens were infertile, but today they are all hatching eggs again.'
>
> 'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
>
> 'I used a different cock,' Pat replied.
>
> The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'what a coincidence!'
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Alan.... Everybody around here knows pregnant gals don't drink champagne ....
They drink Coors light :burp:
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Oh Dang!, I should of researched it better.... :burp:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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And they sure in the he77 don't drink EZER beer out of a bottle....

Might be things squirting out places other than the nose !
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: Farmer Pat

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:mrgreen:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"

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Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
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