Farmer Pat
Posted: February 19, 2015, 4:59 pm
COINCIDENCES
> Farmer Pat went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.
>
> The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered
> champagne, too!'
>
> 'What a coincidence' farmer Pat said. 'This is a special day for me. I
> am celebrating.'
>
> This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.'
>
> 'What a coincidence!' said farmer Pat. As they clinked glasses he
> added: 'What are you celebrating?'
>
> 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
> gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
>
> 'What a coincidence!' said Pat . 'I'm a chicken farmer and all last
> year my hens were infertile, but today they are all hatching eggs again.'
>
> 'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
>
> 'I used a different cock,' Pat replied.
>
> The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'what a coincidence!'
> Farmer Pat went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.
>
> The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered
> champagne, too!'
>
> 'What a coincidence' farmer Pat said. 'This is a special day for me. I
> am celebrating.'
>
> This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.'
>
> 'What a coincidence!' said farmer Pat. As they clinked glasses he
> added: 'What are you celebrating?'
>
> 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
> gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
>
> 'What a coincidence!' said Pat . 'I'm a chicken farmer and all last
> year my hens were infertile, but today they are all hatching eggs again.'
>
> 'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
>
> 'I used a different cock,' Pat replied.
>
> The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'what a coincidence!'
