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Jerry D
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Farmer Pat II

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Farmer Pat was driving his John Deere tractor along the road with a trailer load of fertilizer. Tim a little boy of eight was playing in his yard when he saw the farmer and asked, 'What've you got in your trailer?'

'Manure,' Farmer Pat replied.

'What are you going to do with it?' asked Tim.

'Put it on my strawberries,' answered the farmer.

Tim replied, 'You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice-cream on our strawberries.'



Just had to get a new thread started. Not much posted lately.
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Nice post Jerry!,, now I`ll have to PM Pat and see ifn He`ll have strawberries at SS7 ! :mrgreen:
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Strawberries one of my favorites !
I don't have any plants.... Just buy em from the store
Plenty of fertilizer at SlickStock....
Just hang around the night crew :mrgreen:
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Lyn`s growing strawberries in the aquaponic garden, that uses fish sh4it for fertilizer, got any ponds about?
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Alan Mclennan wrote:Lyn`s growing strawberries in the aquaponic garden, that uses fish sh4it for fertilizer, got any ponds about?


Yes.......

But I would think you could take something better than that , back to Australia :o
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8) Now your talking!, what were you thinking??
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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